teacupninja is a suffering medical student on planet nowhere. on this planet, medical students are slaves to their education happy people with some semblance of a social life (not). she is a hundred and seventy-six this lunar new year, if you count the collective years spent in previous incarnations as a hippocampus hippopotamus.
she is currently housed in an orange pineapple under the sea; and at this point she would like to tell spongebob to suck it- her pineapple's cooler.
she likes fairytales, snapping turtles and peanut butter & nutella digestive biscuits. if you ask, she'll even teach you how to make the latter (food for the gods, in her opinion). her interests lie towards obsessive-compulsive behaviour, photography and puzzling over the infinite conundrum of 'how twilight even got popular'.